This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Agreed.

Speaking of lawmakers, George Santos, famous out-in-crowned,

confirmed faggot, George Santos is on O'ZIMPIC and he's confirmed it.

Here's the deal though, if you're out and you're making bad laws or you're a villain,

that's honestly, you've risen to the top is like the ultimate.

It's a slay.

And you're on O'Zemphic and you're just like having random babies in your arms

cryptically like talking about their like who

they belong to you like you are the moment yeah if you're like a storybook villain who's just snatching babies and also randomly

married to a woman and then also have like 25 counts against you.

You're slang a little.

And I think being on a zempic

just as the cherry on top of his mystique

and he's doing it right.

Because honestly, he's still in office there will be a trial

won't there like I don't know he's gonna have to like go somewhere he's public facing now

so when you're public facing and you're under great scrutiny and

everyone's talking about you it's important to get on a zempick immediately so that

by the time everything crests you look so snatched and you're a

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