Patreon Teaser: Call It Like I See It (Vanderpump Rules S5 E3 Recap)
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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata
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šļø 5 August 2024
ā±ļø 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This one's for you tonight. |
| 0:04.3 | Okay, let's get started. |
| 0:06.2 | Schwartz has gathered his boys, Tom and Jacks, to, yeah, like you said, they're going to be his groomsmen. |
| 0:11.4 | But this is the scene. |
| 0:12.9 | Everyone, I think, all Vanderpump rules, watchers, no matter where you are in your run, you'll remember the time. |
| 0:24.2 | It's almost like a very odd outlier in all of Vanderpump rules. That would be a good trivia group name like Schwartz's ass steaks. Yeah. Yeah, |
| 0:31.2 | something like that. Schwartz's groomsman dinner. The shrimps on Tom's ass. It really thinking about that we were going to talk about it and like really |
| 0:40.5 | writing down the scene, like it kind of grossed me out more than it ever has before. |
| 0:45.4 | I really found it to be so funny and silly in a very iconic scene. |
| 0:51.2 | But then like actually thinking about the logistics of this, which we'll get into it, |
| 0:55.3 | but it's like, it's really gross. Do you think that that actually happened? I mean, yeah. |
| 1:03.7 | Right. So they come in. Schwartz looks, you know, we say it a lot, but he definitely looks like |
| 1:09.8 | the cat that ate the canary he is |
| 1:11.5 | hosting this dinner yeah he is you would think if you didn't know what we ultimately know which is |
| 1:17.0 | that he shoved these raw stakes up his ass and ran with him he it looks like he's just honoring his |
| 1:22.9 | best friends with a nice dinner they have since they're I, I feel this way about all of their original apartments, |
| 1:31.4 | even though this is supposed to be their new nicer apartment, just like the way that they live, |
| 1:37.9 | I'm like, I don't want food that Schwartz made in this place. |
| 1:43.0 | Like the shrimp, I was just like, I don't trust any of this. |
| 1:47.0 | Is it be, do you think any of that is because psychologically you know they were atop his |
| 1:52.7 | ass? Or do you think? No, just in general. Like food that was made in like Tom and Ariana's nasty |
| 1:58.8 | grubby kitchen. I also don't want. |
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