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Patreon Teaser: Call It Like I See It (Vanderpump Rules S5 E3 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 5 August 2024

ā±ļø 18 minutes

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Summary

Katie calls it like she sees it in terms of seeing Lala as someone who is dating a married woman. Also, Tom Schwartz gets his revenge on Jax and Tom by making them eat steaks that he put in his ass. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.2

Schwartz has gathered his boys, Tom and Jacks, to, yeah, like you said, they're going to be his groomsmen.

0:11.4

But this is the scene.

0:12.9

Everyone, I think, all Vanderpump rules, watchers, no matter where you are in your run, you'll remember the time.

0:24.2

It's almost like a very odd outlier in all of Vanderpump rules. That would be a good trivia group name like Schwartz's ass steaks. Yeah. Yeah,

0:31.2

something like that. Schwartz's groomsman dinner. The shrimps on Tom's ass. It really thinking about that we were going to talk about it and like really

0:40.5

writing down the scene, like it kind of grossed me out more than it ever has before.

0:45.4

I really found it to be so funny and silly in a very iconic scene.

0:51.2

But then like actually thinking about the logistics of this, which we'll get into it,

0:55.3

but it's like, it's really gross. Do you think that that actually happened? I mean, yeah.

1:03.7

Right. So they come in. Schwartz looks, you know, we say it a lot, but he definitely looks like

1:09.8

the cat that ate the canary he is

1:11.5

hosting this dinner yeah he is you would think if you didn't know what we ultimately know which is

1:17.0

that he shoved these raw stakes up his ass and ran with him he it looks like he's just honoring his

1:22.9

best friends with a nice dinner they have since they're I, I feel this way about all of their original apartments,

1:31.4

even though this is supposed to be their new nicer apartment, just like the way that they live,

1:37.9

I'm like, I don't want food that Schwartz made in this place.

1:43.0

Like the shrimp, I was just like, I don't trust any of this.

1:47.0

Is it be, do you think any of that is because psychologically you know they were atop his

1:52.7

ass? Or do you think? No, just in general. Like food that was made in like Tom and Ariana's nasty

1:58.8

grubby kitchen. I also don't want.

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