this one's for you tonight okay let's get started jacks brings up Kristen has a new boyfriend and sheena's

like oh yeah Carter was at Kristen's comedy show last night and uh of course Ariana's like

sketch comedy like Kristen what she goes um did she just start taking classes or did she

decide she's going to start being funny and then sheena says what i think most humans would say

which is i don't know i thought it was kind of funny which it's like no no no, no, no, that's right. I mean, no matter how funny your friends are, if you went to a comedy show and you laughed and you heard other people laughing, I'm sorry, it's officially declared funny. Like, you know what I mean? The purity of comedy. If there's laughs, there's laughs. No, but it's true. But she, I think I really admire She admire Sheena standing up to Ariana for a second, just being like, well, she's already sick of her shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, for sure she is, but also it's just like, just acknowledged that Kristen could be funny. Sure. Like, it's not so far-fetched. No, unacceptable. Yes. Um, Ariana goes, if you're going to do sketch, you should really like take a class. UCB 101,

UCB 202.

Like,

because she, Ariana goes, if you're going to do sketch, you should really like take a class.

UCB 101, UCB 202.

Like, because Ariana, no offense to her, but I feel like she had to do that like, like, she paid money at UCB to like get up to the upper ranks of sketch comedy.

So seeing someone else do it like at a show already at the Hollywood

improv, like, frivolity. Makes her really mad. And it's like, and this is where Sheena's like, I mean,

I don't know what she does in her spare time. I don't know if she takes classes. Like maybe, who

cares? And Ariana goes, I take sketch comedy very seriously. And then in her confessional, she goes, Kristen's a joke,

but she doesn't make jokes. Yeah. Yeah. She says that. And then she also, when she says, I take

sketch comedy very seriously, she says, so it offends me when someone just tries to do it. And it's like,

it offends you. Yeah. Offended. I don't know. I mean, it's just offended i don't know i mean it's just i don't know

why it's one of those things it's like one of those stances someone takes we were like if you just

thought about it maybe for a few hours would you ever make that claim i think it's just the bone

yep um then they bring up they're like well rachel who she did the show with is a comedian

and this is when this is when the hate almost becomes unmanageable. It was fine to go against the person that you have a grudge against and say they're not funny. So when the hell did this sketch comedy journey happen? But then when Rachel No. Brian's name is brought in, she goes, yeah, well, I've seen Rachel No Brian do stand-up comedy.

And to be honest with you, I think she's funny in conversation, but her jokes aren't very original at all.

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