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Patreon Teaser: Amy and Riley's BravoCon Report

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 9 November 2023

ā±ļø 5 minutes

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On Patreon, Amy and Riley present their full, completely candid BravoCon 2023 experience with all of the highs and horrific lows. We leave no stone unturned and no tea unspilled. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight. Okay, let's get started. On our way in, we saw Jacks and Schwartz leaving. Yeah, so, oh, oh, right. And then we started to see updates, which Jacks tags everything. So, like, you could just see what his night was. So, yeah, as we were getting there, they were leaving. So we're like, okay, so not, like, they're not going to Page's birthday. Then I don't even- And Sandival was with him too.

0:24.0

Yeah.

0:24.4

Oh, that were leaving. So we're like, okay, so not every, like, they're not going to Paige's birthday. Then I don't even, I think Sandoval was with him too. Yeah. Oh, that he was. I think. So I don't even know how this happened, but our friend got, how many of us, were there five or six? Got all of us in for free, right? I think. We didn't pay.

0:41.5

And one of our friends was wearing a hat, which they think is the most egregious thing you could ever do.

0:41.9

They asked him to throw it away or check it.

0:44.1

So he had to run across the way to check his hat.

0:47.2

Then we get into the Hakasan, and I was worried about the Hakasan vibe.

0:51.4

It's one of those classic Vegas clubs that, you know, with like the

0:55.9

girls with the sparklers, the bottle service, just like really dark, sticky floor, just kind of

1:02.0

like nasty, bad music, in my opinion. Yeah, and the crowd was not my, you know, my favorite group

1:08.4

of people that have ever assembled in a gathering together.

1:16.9

And so we were kind of wary of our decision, I would say, for the first half hour, definitely trying to make the most of it. But I'd been to the Omnia before, and I knew the Omnia is a vibe.

1:21.4

I love the Omnia. So I started to like regret this on the fly decision. But then within 30 minutes

1:27.3

or whatever, the happy

1:28.2

birthday page sign lit up around Hakasana. I was like, okay, so this is actually...

1:34.0

My immediate thought was like, Paige would hate this place. Oh, me too. Me too. And...

1:39.9

So my assumption is that they paid her to have her birthday party, I think it's almost, that has to be true.

1:45.6

So, and I'll just say it now, Paige arrived.

1:49.3

It was Paige Craig, Olivia.

1:53.4

Uh-huh.

1:53.7

Maybe four other people that showed up at 11 or whatever.

1:58.4

I don't know when this party started, but like we got there half an hour before.

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