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Patreon Teaser: Ambush (Vanderpump Rules S5 E13 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 14 October 2024

ā±ļø 15 minutes

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Summary

This episode of Vanderpump Rules has everything - Ariana rides a horse! James gets hypnotized! Lisa finally paints the VIP room at SUR a perfect purple color! Jax gets frustrated when Brittany and her mother, Sherri, confront him about the rumors that he kissed his friend, John! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.6

which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza,

0:07.3

you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free.

0:10.2

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0:12.9

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0:14.5

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0:16.6

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0:20.4

This one's for you tonight okay let's get started

0:25.9

all right then we get an iconic so this was a bad episode for moms yeah two two mom scenes

0:34.0

where the moms kind of go astray and don't make good appearances. So James visits with

0:39.8

his mother, Jacqueline, which we all remember her. Yes, they go to lunch. They order a couple of

0:46.4

Arnold Palmer's because they're both sober. He reveals to her that he has been fired from

0:54.0

sir and pump.

0:55.6

He goes, how the hell can I say this?

0:57.8

He goes, let me say this in a way that it'll make sense to you.

1:00.9

He goes, sometimes pies are comprised of a bunch of different slices of pie.

1:06.0

And Jacqueline goes, I'm listening.

1:07.6

And he goes, well, Lisa ate way too many slices of my pie of having bad behavior.

1:13.7

And Jacqueline goes, so she's pieed out? And he goes, yep, I was basically pied out of sir.

1:20.3

Yeah, he was like, I'm pieed off. And she was like, no more pie? And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

1:26.8

It was the most extended bad metaphor I've ever heard. And Jacqueline really gives it to him for a long time.

1:34.7

So he goes, I'm pied out because I had been cursing. Mom, I was cursing. And he goes, because a bunch of people try to rile me up. And Jacqueline goes, they're jealous, darling.

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