Hello and welcome to the Patreon exclusive of Bad TV, our coverage of the Real Housewives of Rhode Island.

I'm Pat, and this is Ruby.

Hi, Pat. How are you?

Doing great. I'm not going to make any remarks about you wearing sunglasses because this is an audio format.

Thank you very much.

Hi, Kailen.

Hello, everybody.

I'm not going to say anything to you about what you're wearing or whether or not you watch the show, because I know you don't. I do. You are correct. Mm-hmm. All right. Now that those things that annoy most of the audience are out of the way, we'll get to our coverage. maybe we'll make a little chit-chat before we go.

Anything we need to get out of the way?

Do you want to address that Dylan's not... get to our coverage. Maybe we'll make a little chit-chat before we go. Anything we need to get out of the way.

Do you want to address that Dylan's not here or just glaze over it? Oh yeah. Dillon's in Italy for a

wedding. I don't know what friend it is, but I will say this. If you're having a destination wedding

out of a country, don't invite me because that's very annoying, very expensive.

And I actually cheer on when I hear that a friend is having a wedding in Italy or somewhere

else and then I didn't get the invite.

Thank you.

Pat, that's so nice of you.

To clarify, because I know Dylan feels the same way.

It is Cecilia's sister.

So this was actually family. Yeah. So it makes it like, it's

different. One, you have to go to. It's more better, I think, because your family's there, you know?

Or we could ding a couple marks against that because your family's there. And they brought baby.

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