PATREON PREVIEW: The LaserDisc Chronicles - Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
The Important Cinema Club
Justin Decloux and Will Sloan
4.7 • 575 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ah man, we just finished watching Phantom Menace. It's the Laserdisc Chronicles. |
| 0:06.8 | Didla-lilu! |
| 0:08.0 | Why, hello, yes, we watch movies on Laserdisc because it is easy to get them for cheap. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, Waddo. |
| 0:17.0 | That's right. |
| 0:18.0 | Wait, aren't you canceled, Wado? |
| 0:20.0 | I am not canceled. |
| 0:21.8 | Nobody can cancel me. |
| 0:23.9 | I come into spaces with my degeneracy and pollute them. |
| 0:30.1 | Now, let's say right from the get-go, if you love the Phantom Manette, you are in the wrong place. |
| 0:37.1 | Get out of here. Stop the podcast. No, you are in the wrong place. Get out of here. Yeah. Stop the podcast. |
| 0:39.4 | No, folks, this is, this is a millennial moment, guys. We are, we watched the Phantom Maness again |
| 0:46.6 | with an open heart and an open mind. Now, knowing that people love it. Will has said, |
| 0:50.9 | he probably has not seen it from beginning to end since you saw it theatrically. I was thinking that because I don't think, I've seen parts of it. Yeah. It's been on TV. Mm-hmm. But I genuinely don't think I've sat down from end to end. I mean, when I got it on VHS, I raced to watch it for the first time. Then I got it on DVD as well. Okay. So I want to go back in time and ask, you know, little Justin. |
| 1:12.7 | He's in the theater. watch it for the first time. Then I got it on DVD as well. Okay. So I want to go back in time and ask, |
| 1:16.0 | you know, little Justin. He's in the theater. There's nothing I'm more excited about than the fan of menace. There's just no contest. Yeah, absolutely. Because like Star Wars on the school yard at |
| 1:21.6 | that time, it was the undisputed most cool thing. Mm-mm. It was it? It was a lot in discussion following the THX releases in the mid-90s on VHS. |
| 1:32.5 | It was one of the VHS, the movies, that I watched all the time. |
| 1:37.0 | I may have watched every week I watch a Star Wars movie. |
| 1:39.4 | You know, I remember reading, I think it was written by Todd Hanson, the writer from the |
| 1:43.6 | Onion. |
| 1:45.3 | There was a collection of essays about Star Wars called like a galaxy far, far away edited by Glenn Kenney. |
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