PATREON PREVIEW: The Christmas Communist Debate Show w/ Sarah Squirm

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Comedy

4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 3 minutes

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It's Christmas, so we invited comedy's biggest Christmas enthusiast Sarah Squirm to debate us about whether Christmas is a communist holiday. We also weigh in on the Jimmy Dore thing. Want to know what we think about the Jimmy Dore thing? You'll just have to sign up for our patreon and listen to find out. SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm https://shop.merchcentral.com/collections/sarah-squirm watch her thing HellTrap Nightmare on @adultswim ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ FOR FULL EPISODE GO TO PATREON.COM/PODDAMNAMERICA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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0:00.0	Did Santa go to the squirm household at all?
0:03.9	Literally wasn't...
0:05.9	Actually, my Long Island Jewish parents were incredibly anti-Christmas.
0:12.9	Like, they'll do the kind of thing.
0:14.1	Like, on Yom Kippur, they'll call me and be like, did you got a shul?
0:17.1	I'm like, no, obviously not.
0:18.3	And my dad will just go, $6 million in the oven.
0:20.6	That's all I got to say.
0:21.5	Oh, my God.
0:23.6	That is anti-Christmas.
0:26.5	And I have a really long-winded story that I can tell really short,
0:30.1	but it shows how anti-Christmas my family was.
0:32.8	No, please do.
0:33.8	Long story short, I was six.
0:36.2	I was in an elevator.
0:37.2	A man comes up to me and says, you're cute. I want you to pose in my, I, I am a, I sell dresses for Sears, the Sears Christmas catalog. And I want you to be a children's model, not to brag in my Christmas catalog for these Sears Christmas dresses. And I go, oh, yes, yes, yes.
0:55.1	And my dad goes, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that.
0:57.5	That's weird.
0:58.4	I'm begging, I'm begging.
1:00.0	I go, please, I want to be a supermodel.
1:02.5	Finally, my dad relents.
1:04.1	I get a job modeling in a Christmas catalog and a little Christmas dress.
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