Hey ClubKids, brand new episode today for Patreon subscribers only.

We are discussing our crazy summer vacations, yes that's right honey.

My trip to Italy and France and Lily's trip to New York state.

To hear the whole thing go to patreon.com such as CBC ThePod.

Already there's like signs that are advertising the restaurant near the restaurant which is

kind of a red flag and it seems touristy.

With any walk in I see this like one couple sitting down and it's like very kind of fancy

and it's like tablecloth and it's like in this old like monastery and it's like chic.

So then and then we like go in but like the vibes are off it's really insanely quiet.

We like get sat up on this like upper level there's like no one there and daily was like

should we call it like should we leave like is our last chance.

But then she comes and she's already pouring water and then we're like okay let's do it.

Anyway the meal was terrible.

I've left after the water is poured but sometimes when the water is poured there's no turning back.

When the water is poured that's the title of your essay collection.

My memoir when the water is poured it's just about walking in and out of restaurants.

I left when the water is poured out of like a place that I realized was only like one

of the many Mary and it was like only like sake.

Bloody Mary's.

Oh so fake.

Bloody Mary's.

They didn't have a liquor license.

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