Here's a sneak preview of today's VIP lounge where we talk about my amazing summer vacation

to the Alps and Cyprus and Venice and Cracco.

And if you haven't bought tickets to the Club Kid Tour yet, this is your last chance.

We're going next week, September 7th, Portland, the 9th, Seattle, 11th, San Francisco, then

Los Angeles.

Just do it right now.

Okay, there's this movement apparently to end the cowbells because apparently some

people theorize that it is abusive and the cows don't like it.

Should ask my cow friends.

And you see the cows, like it is really jangling, like it's ding, ding, ding, ding, dingling,

like as they're like doing anything, it's like really clanging around.

I haven't seen in America a cowbell.

Well, it's only a thing in the Alps because it's like they let the cows kind of roam

around so it's that you know what you can find them because they're not like in a pendant

pasture.

They're just like kind of wandering the hillside.

Can I say something about cows, some like cowboys and like herding?

I was waiting for you.

Is your little bit just like, what's the job?

Why are we hoping to move in the cows?

And it's just like, oh, I need to wake up at 4 a.m. and like saddle up and we're moving

them to this pasture and then this pasture.

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