*PATREON PREVIEW* Southern Promises
Throwing Fits
Throwing Fits
4.9 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2023
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
Keep the dream alive. This week, Jimmy and Larry are soberly keeping it together after a work lunch to talk cool black guys asking James how his sneakers fit, whether or not you should wake up your seatmate on a flight, American Airlines sucking ass, a dubious day trip to Atlanta and how our boy Viggo saved our ass, top 5 wings all time, charming hostesses with titty tattoos, airport al fresco sushi, when southern hospitality goes wrong, the Fab 5’s lack of a Venn diagram jawn, Big Wet going big turbo on the lanes, twinks tossing 10s, how TF ultimately fared at Nolita Dirtbag’s bowling night, new ways to know Lawrence is drunk, the butterfly effect of putting Gus Dapperton on to his bowling team destroying you, gossiping over McDonald’s at Chef’s new crib, St. John x Drake’s living up to all expectations and much more.
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| 0:00.0 | This is Jonaheel and you're listening to the only podcast that matters. |
| 0:19.2 | Brogang, we're joined by the Martini Madman, Lawrence Wasserman, and myself, |
| 0:23.6 | the Titan of Tommy Issues! James Harris, welcome to the weekly Burning of the Boys, |
| 0:27.3 | with today's full episode only available on patreon.com slash throwing fits model L 1000 sent |
| 0:35.2 | from the future to ruin your fucking life. I'm doing. You're like, is this a 40? |
| 0:42.0 | You're like, I think I get a toll, a tall boy, you come in, I'm like, yo, you got a 40? |
| 0:45.2 | Is this a 40? The last time I did a pot on this level, I literally threw up the subway steps going, |
| 0:50.0 | wow. Your wife is gonna be very happy when you come home tonight. Okay. |
| 0:53.9 | Never listen. Wait, does she know like when you're hammered? |
| 0:58.4 | Cause I, I, I, I, I, I, I discovered two new like indicators of like wasted Larry |
| 1:04.7 | that I'm gonna get into spoiler alert, that I'm gonna get into. And before I get into that, |
| 1:09.0 | our top five wings of all time, hard o bowling, and your four Martini lunch and three beers. |
| 1:14.9 | Let's get into a fit check. Start us off, Jimbo. Right. On the dog that, um, what? |
| 1:21.6 | Why is that Jimbo? |
| 1:24.4 | Stussy Nike air penny twos. The tan colorway courtesy of our boy, I owe then, uh, it's like |
| 1:30.0 | your roommate is little penny with the amount of fucking pennies up in this. I know. Well, I really |
| 1:34.4 | like the, um, it's like a thick ass like big fucking sneaker. You wear them well, dude. |
| 1:39.4 | Which like, you're wearing them a lot and they look fucking well, they're good with like wide cut |
| 1:42.7 | jeans. Like, all my other footwear cuts. Yeah, all my other footwear and these orally joints |
| 1:48.5 | which are spoiler alert, all my other footwear choices are like, you know, like kind of like sleek |
| 1:52.3 | trainers, runners, a six and which still look great with most pants. But like the pennies, |
| 1:57.9 | I think really the beefiness really, um, coalesce as well with like the wide, the wide pants, |
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