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Hey guys, welcome up. So 1497 of hillbilly shorts. I can't believe we're gonna be at 1500

butting this week. I know that's crazy, right? It is crazy.

All right. More of these crazy things a kid said. My three-year-old niece, whenever apologizing,

says, I'm sorry in a really low, gravely voice. It sounds very creepy and threatening.

What? So long. But over the past year it's become clear she is being sincere and trying to mimic

a low voice to convey seriousness. Maybe she's a smoker. I find it funny but I've tried to

express to her that the tone of her voice might make people think that she's saying sorry

sarcastically or meanly but she doesn't get it yet so. That's funny.

I was the Sunday school teacher at my church for preschool to second grade kids.

A girl I didn't know came in with her friend one Sunday. I don't remember the lesson but I was

asking the kids about pets. The little girl said she used to have hamsters so I asked if her mom

had re-homed them. She states no they died. I asked her if they just passed from old age to

which she said no I did it in a matter of fact way. I was a little shocked but I quickly thought

of a likely reason. I asked her if it was an accident and if she maybe just hadn't learned how to

hold them properly. All the while reassuring her that it wasn't her fault and if she shouldn't

blame herself. Her response? Oh no I drowned them. Just to watch I had no idea how to follow up

with that. Oh my gosh. I'm pretty sure I just tried to change the subject. I think I would have.

You know I think I've told you this before. There was years ago before I met you when I first

got divorced I was staying with my best friend rondo and in his complex apartment complex there was

a girl strictly by coincidence that I had went out with years before that like I'm talking fresh

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