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Hey guys welcome to episode 1039 of hillbilly shorts.

The episode's late.

It's supposed to be not yesterday and I completely forgot about it until it was like 930 and then I was like,

no, nobody's gonna listen to it at 930.

So well, you did say like going on with your dad having his surgery and stuff.

So general went to the funeral.

Yeah, you went to the funeral as well.

So that's all right.

Sorry about that y'all.

No excuses.

So normally we would do like a paranormal story or something like that.

Literally right before we sat down to do this Tracy said you got to hear the story.

And I heard the headline and I said we need to just do that story because.

I don't know what to laugh or cry.

It's terrible.

And that was kind of in the shadows of both.

All right, so Tracy go ahead and read the headline and then we'll go from there.

The headline says.

Man eaten by piranhas after jumping in like during a bee attack.

Now that is some bad luck right there, buddy.

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