Speaking of char we can talk about the dumbest waiters in the world and the 24

24 oyster incident. Yeah, I think the always I think oysters on the endangered species list after dinner the other night

Big man was putting them down like a beluga

Want to get rid of the other plate because I didn't want you guys

Man they dropped that out there's a lot of shellfish on the table. I listen. This is what it was like low-tie dude

So I was keeping it tight food wise

Fully put his order and then they had a drain of lake

We're gonna go get the pumps now what the damn the dam should be up and running in about 90 minutes

Bus boy putting on scuba gear as soon as the ticket goes in all here's

We're right back no so there was one of the dishes that was on there was

A half a dozen oysters and an ounce of caviar which I never had and I assumed that was in a little time

Fucking thing a little tin in the middle of the fucking of the of the crushed ice

So I said that a dumb rod. I says listen ladies. She was actually really sweet. I said to her

I said instead of a half a dozen oysters can I have a dozen

And she didn't understand what I meant because then the manager came over and said are you sure you want this?

And we're like yeah, so they brought me a dozen oysters and then six oysters with little dollops of caviar on each one of them

I got to say this they were fucking phenomenal sure

And I think I can eat as many oysters as I want from what I understand they're like super good for you

There's not fat or anything like that. That's like a hamburger bun

Not as many as I want but I think it does in oysters

Man is okay

Sure could we take a break? I mean it was 18 oysters. It wasn't a dozen oysters

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