Here's a teaser of today's brand new VIP lounge where we talk about our west coast tour.

You can give you all the deeds about Portland and Seattle.

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Another people with bags being like, how do we get on the drain?

And this was going to be the most beautiful train ride of our lives.

And she just goes, our rules state that we do not allow any boarding.

Five minutes prior to departure and we were like, well, what do you mean we've been here for 15 minutes?

She was like, well, I never saw you.

And it's like, I had literally come back mid t-shirt fiasco and checked and she wasn't there.

So then like, I go up to like the desk and they're also being so like, it's our policy.

And like, we made announcements, but it gets hard to hear the announcements because it bounces off the marble.

And I'm like, well, then maybe your system isn't working.

Basically, fuck Biden, fuck Buttigieg, like they didn't let us on the train.

We had to take a flicks bus with a gay bus train.

Honestly, his bus has go.

The bus was fine.

The bus was fine.

And the bus ever was funny and gay.

And he was being like, y'all, I'm taking a shortcut.

Let's see if this works.

Also, of course, we had packed our leftover gato gato to eat on the train.

We're jumping to the bus because now I'm like, oh my god, we're going to miss the bus.

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