Do you want to learn something really you've come to the wrong show because this is the

after show? You might forget things. Welcome to I don't know about that after show.

What do you got Chris Jack? I have a hopefully fun segment this week.

It's been in last week's segment. I've already forgotten what last week's was.

It was the red dictionary. Oh, the red dictionary. Fuck me. That was some porous.

That was like, that was like a late night show in its final season, but they know it's getting canceled.

Is there a red dictionary? Well, I had a great time putting it together.

This week, it's the quote game where it's going to be, is this a quote from blank or a quote from

blank. Are these quotes from a bad review of your stand-up from the Guardian or is it a review of Larry the

cable guy I found online? The Guardian only gives me bad reviews. It's the one of

like, the one blog comes in and he gives me one stars and he has for over a decade. Let me

fund his name. And don't give him any publicity. He gets no name. Anyways, and my

PR person was like, I don't believe that people who review your show should get three tickets.

Fuck him. I agree. You want a camera? You pay for a ticket like everyone else.

You're saying this, not your PR person. But I've given this advice before. Please don't give the

print. Anyway, this guy gives me one star every single time. I could go out there and

fucking heal the heal lepers. And he would still go not good enough like this guy.

This doesn't like me, right? Remember the last time you were at the O2 and he reviewed me the

next day. Yeah, remember? Yeah. And you were like, man, why does he hate me so bad?

Why is he coming to my shows? Whatever. Then you found out like he got free tickets.

Yeah, my PR reached out to him and gave him free tickets. Have you tried jerking off on stage and then killing yourself

apparently that gets a lot of hands on. Anyway, this guy hasn't liked me since I was about 20

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