Are you having a better day than Darry? Yes or no?

I'm having a better day than Philadelphia, 70-6ers fans.

Tanking to the...

What's worse than a tank? A garbage disposal?

My goodness.

What I was on my run before, and I was thinking of the Sixers thing.

And, uh, and shout out to Derek Bodner, who's been covering the Sixers for years.

He beat me to it.

He did a whole list on Twitter of basically all the ways that the Sixers organization has screwed things up or had had just been embroiled in in not goodness

uh over the last decade i was thinking through all the ways like joel and bd if he

actually sits down and thinks back to um all of the players he's played with or players he could

have played with and either hasn't or doesn't anymore

or soon won't be playing with anymore.

I don't know how this guy doesn't turn around and shake his head and be like, man,

I got to get the fuck out of here.

And the thing that I was thinking about on my run, I'm like, wait a minute.

Everybody wants to give him a pass for the Simmons trade because

they got hardened out of it, who's an All-M-B-A player and was still really good and like Ben Simmons

turned into a pumpkin. But then I was like, nobody, I feel like people don't bring up the fact

anymore that they could have had Halliburton or one of the King's guards for him. And I just

wouldn't confirm that. Jake Fisher reported that that Halliburton was on the table for Ben

Simmons years ago, which is like, that's just another one. Add it to the list. It's freaking

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