You know, how many moms know that paying all too well?

The husband wants to golf.

And the mom goes, you're going to leave me with these children for five fucking hours?

And then the guilt comes because they're your children.

You should want to be around them for five hours.

But here's the rub.

They kind of suck after about two hours.

Oh, I'm going on record.

I want my kids as adults.

If they want to listen to this, I don't want to be around you.

Today, after Universal Studios, you guys were horrible children.

You don't deserve me as a parent.

And that's, I'm hoping you're hearing this right now.

Final word, stand.

Thank you. Thank you.

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