PATREON PREVIEW: GUEST ALARMIST

The Alarmist

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.4 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Who’s to blame for the Rebekka-less Recital?

New month, new Guest Alarmist! This month, OG Alarmist Rebecca Delgado Smith welcomes friend of the show Rebekka Johnson to take the Alarmist hot seat and tell us a tale of dance recitals and dance moms gone wild in 90’s Staten Island. They’re joined by Fact Checker Chris Smith and Producer Clayton Early. Could this be an Alarmist first where it’s decided there was too much regulation?! Do the pressures of the dance world lead to professionalism over people? And why so much talk about one of America’s favorite snack items…Combos? A Patreon exclusive! Tune in and meet the newest member of The Alarmist Jail!

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0:00.0	I was born with a special gift the ability to mentally transform any situation into the worst case scenario in my own. But when tragedies get personal, sometimes the best thing for me to do is share the alarmist chair with a
0:20.2	special guest.
0:26.0	My name is Rebecca Delgado Smith, and this is
0:30.3	guest alarmist.
0:46.2	Hey everyone, thanks for tuning into this episode of guest alarmist. With us today we have producer Clayton Early. Hello. Fact checker Chris Smith.
0:49.3	Hi. And our very special guest alarmist is our very own, our very favorite, our very beloved Rebecca Johnson.
0:59.4	Hi Rebecca.
1:00.4	Hi, thanks for having me.
1:02.2	We're so excited to have you on the show.
1:04.6	Yeah, and on your show I guess this is your yeah, welcome to my show and let me just tell you you guys have a pretty normal jail. I know it's big you have like extensions and stuff
1:16.4	Mine is a torture chamber oh
1:19.4	Hardcore so wow no pressure but when you're putting people in the jail, just like, they're not going to have a good time.
1:28.0	Okay, so we got to make sure that we get this right.
1:31.0	Yes. The stakes are really high. Do you guys have an appeals process at least?
1:36.4	Absolutely. Yeah, you know what we say here? You can appeal when you're dead.
1:41.4	Oh my God.
1:44.3	Oh my God.
1:47.0	This is a,
1:48.0	Wow.
1:48.5	Stakes are very high.
1:49.5	This is very old testament, I feel like.
1:51.5	I better pay attention.
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