*PATREON PREVIEW* Fly Yuppie Scum
Throwing Fits
Throwing Fits
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🗓️ 14 May 2021
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
How do you do fellow young urban professionals? This week, Jimmy and Larry are both upward and mobile as they tackle TF’s biggest merch drop of the summer, the yuppie trend du jour, prestigious pants, Bennifer and matching with celebs on dating apps before playing another round of the Afters with themselves, including, but not limited to: hair, the Middle East, moving, wardrobe resets, infographics, deleting tweets, menthols, sobriety, vip treatment, shitting your pants, loafers, dicks, sunglasses, condoms, extending your pet’s life and much more.
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| 0:00.0 | This is Jonah Hill and you're listening to the only podcast that matters. |
| 0:19.2 | Brogang, we are joined by the governor of the guest bathroom, Orange Lossomant, and myself, |
| 0:23.9 | the bamboo baron, James Harris, welcome to the weekly running of the boys with today's full episode |
| 0:28.4 | only available on patreon.com slash phone fits Lawrence. What precipitated this enormous |
| 0:33.9 | shit you took in my bathroom as soon as you walk in and I was being enormous. I was peeing in |
| 0:39.9 | the other bathroom and I walk out of my room and you're like the kid that like goes to his mom's |
| 0:44.0 | like, yo, I just, mom, I just threw up like, um, give me more T.P. of shit. There was one to the |
| 0:48.8 | sink. First of all, you left one sheet there. That's all you need to do. Like a booby trap. |
| 0:52.9 | The tip like a booty trap. Uh, first of all, it was a normal sized average shit. Okay. Um, but |
| 1:00.0 | yes, I had a very mud brethren, but had a very European style lunch, which consisted of, uh, |
| 1:06.4 | started what like 2 p.m. went to 5 30 1 p.m. to like 3 30. Okay. You know, just catching up at the |
| 1:13.2 | homey Greg Babcatch, I don't Greg, but you know, I had a couple, I had it was a three beer lunch. |
| 1:16.8 | I wasn't about to have four was like, yo, that's a bit too much because I'm about to come here and |
| 1:21.2 | drink a double IPA. Yeah. We're smoking on that resin. I just drank a couple Budwizers had a |
| 1:25.9 | BLT shout out fucking finale. Um, rise. Of course, dude. Yeah. Never never, never substituting for |
| 1:32.8 | fucking salad. Best fries and so home. Um, maybe a solid fry for sure. But honestly, my favorite |
| 1:39.0 | BLT that you're going to, I don't think I order BLTs anywhere else, but that's my go to when I go |
| 1:43.9 | there usually because what's a BLT running like 15 right? No, that seems like a fucking. No, |
| 1:49.0 | I'm saying, no, normally normally. That's like, yeah, like a, you know, upstep, upstanding |
| 1:53.9 | establishment, that seems like a fucking the ripped off every time around $20 sandwich is like |
| 2:00.0 | the biggest fucking crime against humanity in New York City. The worst. You can't fucking. |
| 2:05.2 | That's why you got to go to a, you got to go to a bodega, you got to bodega sandwich. You can't |
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