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We Might Be Drunk

[Patreon Preview] Ep 55.5: Break It Up

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2022

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

It's good very good too good. You want to hit of that? What's inside of your head?

0:07.9

It's not groaning. What's colorful stuff? Align. Ah, it's for moose, compari, and

0:14.1

gin. Very good episode. I don't know how to be drinker. Take a sip. Have a sample. Have

0:19.4

a little goodbye. I'm not big on COVID so. Oh, see you'll hang out, but you'll walk.

0:26.2

So you think this is fucking safe for what we're doing? Yeah, I'm the cautious one here. Well,

0:32.2

Constance out the window, but yeah, I'm with the Hickey. These Brights people are bananas.

0:36.4

And now they got these high cars. These land cruisers and Range Rovers. The beams go right

0:41.4

near eyeballs. They're right up to your eye lights. Have you seen the blue ones? Oh, yeah.

0:45.9

Super focused beams right in your eyes. Yeah, you can see X-Men. It's fucking Cyclops coming

0:50.2

at me. I'll tell you exactly. You're burning my red. Range Rover. Holy shit. That was,

0:54.9

I pulled my channel my Norman right there. Do you hear that? That was a good burp. That

0:58.0

was good. Very good. You can hear the insides. Man, I'll tell you, I got a good wreck for

1:03.3

you guys. All right, diarrhea. Live a little. Take a chance. You know what diarrhea comes

1:08.8

from drinking Chinese food that was too spicy? Things that feel good. If you don't have diarrhea

1:14.2

once in a while, you're not taking any chances. That's right. And you clean out. You clean

1:18.6

house with diarrhea. It gets all out of you. Yeah. So if you have diarrhea, maybe you

1:23.0

had a fish with chili sauce, maybe you have COVID. Either way, you live in on the edge

1:28.0

and we appreciate you. Yeah, break up those shits every now and then. Why do we always

1:32.4

need a log? Break it up. A long one's boring. Boring. What am I, what am I, what am I,

1:37.6

what am I Michelangelo here? Am I trying to make a masterpiece? No, that was hot.

1:41.2

No, that was hot. I'm going to spray the bowl.

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