[Patreon Preview] Ep 53.5: The Tooth Hurts
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2021
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Last one Mike Eardos Surtos Eardos. Hey guys. I'm a big fan of both the yours and would love to give back for all you do |
| 0:08.0 | I am a dentist who practices on the upper west side and I would be thrilled to keep your mouths nice and clean at no charge |
| 0:15.2 | So that you can keep your jokes |
| 0:17.6 | Dirty keep your clean yourself a fucking deal. I will be there. You fucked |
| 0:22.1 | I'm gonna eat a bag of sugar daddy's and a bag of sour patch kids and tootsie rolls and I'm coming in |
| 0:28.6 | Hope you like scraping milk duds. Yeah |
| 0:32.0 | Wait, wait, give my hand. I'm gonna save this guy's info. I'm fucking going in. Oh, yeah, saltwater deffy all day |
| 0:38.6 | I'm gonna suck a dick |
| 0:40.6 | Drink an eggnog drink two packs of cool aid and come it over Eardos. How do you feel about fat third wheels? |
| 0:47.6 | Get get some room for salikes in there too, bro. Oh, he's only got 40. You'll be fine |
| 0:52.6 | But I just did a podcast in Portland where the guy gasses you and does a podcast in the dentist chair |
| 0:58.7 | He's a dentist. It was a lot of fun and I got a cleaning, but |
| 1:02.9 | They got marks at the end words. So he got cleaning, but he's gonna be canceled so well these teeth. They're only whites |
| 1:10.7 | I haven't gone to the dentist since 88 because you know your parents used to make you go or mine did and once they stopped making me as I live in New York and |
| 1:18.2 | New Orleans I just stopped going. I made an appointment about a year ago |
| 1:22.1 | And it was the first time a bit they were like you haven't seen someone in eight years |
| 1:25.6 | And I was just like yeah |
| 1:27.8 | They were like that's a really long. I was like I'm doing shit out here. Yeah, why don't you get out my fucking bag? |
| 1:34.1 | I'm squeezing fucking |
| 1:35.5 | Did he? Oh |
| 1:37.9 | The last point when you'll ever have |
| 1:42.2 | And you're not horrible you like I you don't have bad dental hygiene |
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