Dude, I remember when I date with a girl once and she was like,

you've never tried ayahuasca and I was like,

I'm a neurotic Jew.

Like, what do you think?

I don't do well with weed.

You think ayahuasca is the logical next step in me?

Right, I'm going to go to Nicaragua

and try this plant with a shaman.

What are you getting?

Well, they're like, you're like, I cried for hours.

I found out stuff that would have taken me years in therapy.

I was like, I'll take the years in therapy.

Yeah.

I'll work up to it.

Maybe you cried for hours because you weren't ready

for oldish shit.

Yeah, crying for hours isn't a good selling point.

I don't know if they didn't ayahuasca and my uncle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You got to get molested, cry for hours.

You see, a few things you never felt before.

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