We might be drunk, we might be drunk, as long as we are hanging out, you know, we might be drunk, raise a glass, let's talk shit,

help heaps, wrecks, and a bit, maybe drunk, we might be drunk, yeah.

Hey folks, here we are. We're Patreoning from all over the globe. What are you in? Don't tell me Phoenix?

Yeah, yeah, Boston.

Texas, Houston. Oh, you're in Houston.

I'm doing one night of Skankfest, and then I'm out. That's all I'm giving them.

And then where were you headed next?

Then it's Boston for Friday, Saturday, and then back to New York.

Last Boston? Oh, yeah. Nice. I'm in Phoenix stand-up live.

Nice. Should be good, man. It flew southwest. I feel like a traitor. I always do Delta.

You need about these airlines now. Do you see the one with American Airlines where they're like thousands of flights cancelled?

They're like weather. I'm like everywhere.

What? They're playing the weather.

Oh, it's getting ugly out there. It's the apocalypse. Everything's falling apart.

Yeah. What's that? A 10-minute flight?

Oh, it's an hour. It was easy. Oh, that's nice. That's nice.

Oh, I had a thing. Here's can I give you a peeve?

Please. So I call South-West. It's scary when you're with one airline all the time,

and you try something new. I feel like I've got a whole pass.

I don't even know what to do with it. You can fuck anyone.

I can't even get my dick hard.

So I call South-West, and I'm like, hey, I can't log in.

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