We might be drunk. We might be drunk. As long as we are hanging out, you know, we might be drunk. Raise a glass. Let's talk shit.

A peeps, wrecks and a bit. Maybe drunk. We might be drunk. Yeah.

Hey Patreon folks, you guys are the real deal. We're half in the bag and we're reading emails that you guys sent in. God love you.

All right. Should we just get right to it? I don't know where to go from here. I'm slurring. Let's do it.

All right. What do you got? Sloppy Jolopy. Here's one from Kayla Gomez. Hey, Mark and Sam. My peer is that they no longer give you your new license right away at the DMV.

Now I have to carry my passport around for two weeks. No bar accepts the paper printout from DMV as proof of ID. Also nice to meet you in person. Sam have to say I'm shocked to look up and see you opening the door for me. I guess

she'll reason dead Kayla. I know you don't care, but here's the pick I took me my day. Oh, yeah, we took a pic together. Here we go. Can I see her? Yeah.

Yes. Oh, yeah. All right. She's attractive. Very well done. Where was this?

The DMV on 30th Street. I got the DMV. This is a gig. No, no, she said the DMV. I thought she meant, you know, that's what they call DC Maryland, Virginia.

Oh, yeah. No, we're at the actual DMV. I was getting one of those new licenses. Oh, wow. This is a, this is a how you met story.

She basically, yeah. No, no, no. That's fucking hilarious. That's crazy. She found you. This is a misconnection. Remember those on Craigslist? Those were big. I always wanted to be a part of one of those.

They never made that romantic comedy. They're probably pitching. They're like, this could be dark. I saw you masturbating on the sixth train. You dick look pretty big. And a woman like me needs at least six inches. Yes. Well, then I'm out.

Five point nine. Come on, mad up close. Matt's got to be huge. What are you? Six six? Oh my God. That's got a monster cock. Damn. I could see Matt. Salah Q's in Matt. Now I've seen Q's as it's embarrassing. Oh my God. It's then as a fucking pipe cleaner pipe cleaner. Great name for a porn.

And the guy comes in as a plumber. Then he's a fix and everything else. If you know what I mean.

Yeah. Well, hey, you got to, you got to hit up old DMV gal. Be like, hey, if you need a new ID photo, I'll take a personal pic.

That's a great pickup. She's like, that's not how they do it. I'm like, right. Right. That's true. Good point. Nothing worse than the lady who

corrects your jokes with logic. You're like, I know that's the funny part. Thank you. All right.

What do you got? Dylan West. Great names. I was like an old star from the fifties. Dylan West. Mark and Sam Big Fan can't wait to catch you both as a seller soon.

Anyway, he's a one liner and some rye names and a premise one line one liner. Why is it called hard alcohol? If it always makes me soft.

That's cute. Yeah. I like it. All right. All right.

Let's have this function. Yeah. Good point. Good point. Whiskey dick.

Um, not a bad rye name. Whiskey dick. All right. Rye names Gambit wise guys wise guy. Rye and McDougal.

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