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We Might Be Drunk

[Patreon Preview] Ep 25.5: Lagavulin 16: Last Round

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

We might be drunk. We might be drunk. As long as we are hanging out, you know, we might be drunk. Raise a glass. Let's talk shit and peeps, wrecks and a bit. Maybe drunk. We might be drunk. Yeah.

0:20.0

Sammy, look like Keith Richards over there. What the hell happened? Oh my god. I wish I had Keith Richards life. This is this is a I think food poisoning or something. I don't know. Oh no shit. I just I just puked.

0:34.0

Oh man. Oh man. Jesus. Did you did you puke at home at least? I made it home. I was on a cross country flight, woke up in L.A. Either I had a bad breakfast burrito or my body is getting ready for acting season. I don't know what happened. But yeah, you pulled a low hand here or what's your name? What's Kate Moss?

0:59.0

You know, isn't she dead? You know, it's Kate spade. Kate spade. Yes. Yeah. We'll do it. I own some spade. I do it. I fucking yeah, I'm I'm feeling it. That's it. That's a tough flight. But I'm hanging in there.

1:15.0

Isn't it amazing. It is a tough flight. But isn't it amazing when you meet a bulimic person and you're like for anorexic like you do this every day. Are you not I when I puke like the world stops. I have to take a break.

1:29.0

Yeah, you say you say a disease. I say fucking heart of a champion to to keep at it like that. Yes. Yes. So true. Just to keep at it like I'm not a puke. I drink a ton and I hold that shit in. I puke like once every five years.

1:44.0

Maybe I got phantom threaded or some shit. I don't know what happened. But you know, it really it the bulimia thing is I know it's a disease, but it is like you have to it's one of those diseases that like you have to commit to three times a day.

2:01.0

Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's it's kind of impressive. Like most people can't even commit to a screenplay. And they're they're yak and three times. I mean, that's almost as much as a Muslim is praying.

2:15.0

And either way they're both on their hands and nears.

2:19.0

Yes. I mean, I'm not gonna lie to you. Sometimes I don't brush twice a day. Do you not I you know, you end up getting drunk and you're like, I'm going to bed.

2:30.0

Yeah, that's where the floss people have us. I mean, I guess if you're bulimic, you got a floss. If you're puke, you better be flossing.

2:37.0

You got a floss. They they tear up their esophagus because the acid that much acid over and over tears up your esophagus.

2:45.0

Interesting. Yeah. That's yeah, that's fucking, but it's good for your voice. I think if you puke, that's what Sinatra used to say, right?

2:53.0

Really? I never heard that. I think if you puke, you get a nice little you got like a silky smooth voice going.

3:00.0

Wow. Well, that's it's not over till the fat lady pukes. But if she needs to lose weight, that's what you tell her. Hey, your singing's off. You got a yak a little there, sister.

3:10.0

Well, Rita was the best though. Ah, true. True. She was fat.

3:17.0

Not an early days though. Younger, Ethel wasn't fat. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Adele though. Adele was large and had a hell of had some real pipes. She's then now. Ah, well, where's the career now?

3:33.0

You could say you could say a bulimic person's career is in the toilet. Right that down. That's a tweet. That's a great line.

3:45.0

Look at this guy's puke and still come up with Zinger's folks. Take note. That's a fuck what's her name? Adele. So many bulimic musicians probably are there. I would think. I mean, who's an amazing one who passed away from the eating disorder?

4:03.0

Amy Winehouse. Yeah, incredible. Yeah, she was great, great documentary, real bummer. So sad. I know. I was kind of into her. I thought she was kind of hot in a weird way.

4:13.0

Yeah, because she's tortured. You could just you could just sense it. Yeah, and she kind of had that gypsy look. Couldn't tell what she was. Is she Jewish? You see Indian? Is she, you know, Albanian?

4:25.0

That's a good point. The eyelashes. I bet you you're into that nose. Do you love a big nose? Give me a honker. I want a beak. I want a two can.

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