One more drink, one more drink, you know in the morning for sure we both stink.

One more round, one more round, it's five o'clock and you're pricks, the barkeep round.

This is what we do, catch up for a few, we'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two.

Hey, hey, Patreons, what's shaking? Real drunks, real booze bags, real sobers.

Don't leave anybody out. This is the Patreon. You're on the ground floor.

Love it, man. Love it. Glad to have you here.

Uh, shit, man. A lot of peeves, got a lot of good emails. Just I'm excited to get into this.

A lot of good emails. You're looking for just to be on brand. Sam is quite hungover.

So we're all, this is the real deal. I was doing everything, man. It was one of those things where people,

I was out with a bunch of people last night that we were at a weird at my show and, uh,

if that thing were someone bought a pickle back and I'm like, yeah, let's do a pickle.

But it sucks when like you're already drunk and you're in that mode where like you just can't slow down.

Yeah. So true. That's the tough thing about drinking is like you get riled up and you feel like I should get rewarded for how much I'm drinking.

Look at me. I'm a fucking, I'm a soldier. I'm a monster. And then you pay for it the next day.

But then the, the worst in the corner who doesn't drink, he feels good the next day. I'm like, why does he get rewarded?

I'm the one who drank a full case. I'm so with him. It's funny. You do feel invincible when you have a few drinks in you.

It's like everyone talks about like cocaine, but like alcohol. You feel tough. Like you're like, yeah, I'll keep drinking.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I was, I was shooting tequila, pickle backs. I was drinking a fucking mark. I was drinking a few martinis.

I was, I was getting in there, buddy. I, I mix people say don't mix. I mix dude. I'll do it.

I don't normally do shots. But like the shots are back. Pandemic brought them back, dude.

You got that right. We're just trying to get drunker faster. And yeah, I don't need all that sugar. Just give me the shot. I don't need a captain and coke. Give me the captain.

Yeah, dude. Are you, are you, are you, are you not a rum guy, though?

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