swear to me, Brian, that you're not plowing that bimbo sideways on your lunch breaks on both my children. Or they'll die. But, but, but. Swear on them. Or they'll die, Brian. But, but she says all that and really goes, she's swearing on the kids that you're paring all over the place. What do you have to say for yourself? And he says, you know, listen, I mean, people do things. People do things.

Is that what you said?

Is that your response to this?

Hi, hello, welcome to you today, the Patreon exclusive recap of Real Housewives of Rhode Island. I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Great to be here. Hey, Kay. Hello. Hey, Pat. Hey, how are you, Dylan? Good. How are you? Doing great. When's Ruby coming back? You seem off. Really? Yeah, you see him off. Doesn't he seem off?

No. Thanks, Kaly. It's good. It's good. You know what it is? I think I'm just a little

run down from the week and I'm just recapturing my energy. And Mondays, we're recording this on a Monday.

And it's just, Mondays are tough for me, man.

Mm-hmm.

If I'm just opening up the curtain and just let you get.

You figure it out, man.

Well, I was, yeah, okay, I will.

Do cocaine or something.

Okay.

We are here to break down our favorite new,

our favorite new Real Housewives franchise.

I don't think that there's anything on Bravo that's firing on the cylinders

that Rhode Island is firing on.

Now, I'm not going to challenge that, but I will say I watch the premiere episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta,

and we do have a housewife

whose fake booty exploded at an award show last night.

Okay, that's special.

That's really crazy.

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