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What A Time To Be Alive

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4.5 • 655 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Happy Thanksgiving, we're giving your this week's Patreon bonus ep for your travels! On this week's episode, Kath loves her new sound effect, David Arquette almost dies in a wrestling death match, British kids have posh names, and Sour Patch Kids get their own cereal Become a subscriber to our patreon for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod

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0:32.6	Oh, my.
0:37.0	What a time to be alive
0:39.3	And this is probably going to be very racist
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0:54.3	Oh.
0:55.3	We have a brand new sound effect from last week's bonus.
1:02.8	And it's me doing my impression of someone with persistent arousal disorder.
1:17.1	Hey, have you ever written Kath Barbaduro Adam Sandler slash fiction?
1:22.5	Because let me help you out here.
1:24.1	God damn it.
1:26.0	Hey.
1:26.3	Oh, da there.
1:31.2	Hey. out here. God damn it. Have it there. Have it in it.
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1:35.8	This is the one.
1:37.4	I timed that so well.
1:40.9	Hey.
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