*PATREON PREVIEW* An Inscription for the Ages
Throwing Fits
Throwing Fits
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🗓️ 3 June 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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On our weekly mini ep, the boyz are diving deep on this week's guest and touching on a variety of things we might have missed or simply must know more about, including but not limited to: A live reading of David Sedaris' all-time inscription for Chef's girlfriend, David's many Paris recommendations for us, and, yes, David Sedaris apparently owns A.PRESSE jeans.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to another midweek boys only. |
| 0:02.4 | Fuck around and getting silly with Jimmy and Larry after a delightful hour and a half |
| 0:06.5 | ish with David Sedaris. |
| 0:09.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.9 | Um, a prolific writer, prolific chatter. |
| 0:12.6 | Prolific complainer. |
| 0:14.1 | Prolific grumpsman. |
| 0:15.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.0 | Kindred, you know, that's my guy right there. |
| 0:19.1 | Um, let's get into a fit check first, Lawrence. What are you wearing on this shitty or any day in New York? I'm about to go straight to the airport in Gucci Sleds, Shiro, socks. Oh, this guy's like Virgil. Huh? I'm straight to the airport. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, just like, you know, just designing and living off of WhatsApp, always on the move. You know, I'm like, I don't consider it work. It's just life, dude. You know? Yeah, I put together a set on the plane. Yeah, just something light for MDW. The fatigues that, Dave. What's the weather going to be there? We have such bad luck, dude. it looks like it's going to be rain for the fourth year in a row. Now, there will be some sun and, you know, I'll be getting my raise in. But yeah, it's not, there has not been a perfect weekend for us in Ritesville Beach, North Carolina for many years, sadly. But the fatigues that David Sedaris inquired about, I don't know if |
| 1:10.8 | he actually liked them, but he was kind enough to ask, which felt cool. These are generica. The |
| 1:17.0 | polos lacosts, the hat is small, talk, the underwear are skims and the sunglasses are |
| 1:23.0 | thistles. James, what did you wear? It's raining. |
| 1:29.8 | That's a fact. |
| 1:32.4 | So I wore throwing fits DMA. |
| 1:35.1 | No longer available, but you can cop some DMAs. |
| 1:35.6 | Yes. |
| 1:38.6 | The socks are Nike drifties. |
| 1:41.4 | The jeans are motherfucking pen. |
| 1:44.0 | The t-shirt is jazz cookies. |
| 1:45.8 | I don't know whatever happened to that operation. |
| 1:47.5 | A marijuana cookie company. |
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