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Hey guys, welcome to episode 612 of Hillbilly Shorts.

Well, hello again, my peeps.

My peeps. She's gone. You marshmallows.

Mmm, you're soft. That's what she's trying to say. You're soft.

Or disgusting, either one. In my case, it would be disgusting because marshmallows are disgusting.

The chocolate ones aren't too bad. They're disgusting. Anything...

They have a two-toned marshmallow throw.

I like rice crispy treats.

Mmm-hmm.

But that's just because there's so much treat.

You don't really taste the marshmallow.

The marshmallow just kind of holds it together.

Yeah, that's good stuff though.

Alright, so we did a bunch of Lexington stories.

And I really like that side. It does a whole lot of little small stories in different places.

So I ventured out to Alabama.

Alright.

No reason why? I guess just because it was an A.

There you go.

I was right at the beginning of the list.

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