[Patreon Preview] 44.5 Suck My B****
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2021
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is Marufius from Norway, and I've got a pee. |
| 0:03.0 | Ooh! |
| 0:03.6 | People in their 20s on social media acting like they're self-help gurus all of the sudden, |
| 0:07.8 | with these quotes and what the fuck telling me how to live my life, |
| 0:10.8 | you don't even got your shit together, and you're just repeating stuff you found on the internet. |
| 0:15.1 | It's unoriginal, and it's passive-aggressive, so yeah, suck my balls. |
| 0:18.6 | Yeah, this guy's great! |
| 0:21.3 | This guy's, not only was that guy great, but he nailed it. |
| 0:24.8 | He nailed it! |
| 0:25.6 | The only self-help shit I want to see from a fucking 20-something is an inspirational quote. |
| 0:30.7 | I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, sign me. |
| 0:32.8 | Yeah! |
| 0:34.0 | That's all I want to say. |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah, Annie's drinking in the video, which I love, |
| 0:37.5 | and he's spiraling in his apartment with the spiral staircase behind him. |
| 0:42.3 | And he's in Norway! |
| 0:43.6 | And he got the head. |
| 0:45.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:46.0 | Like, there's more roofies, did you hear that? |
| 0:47.7 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:48.9 | What was the name, Matt? |
| 0:50.8 | Marufius. |
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