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Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv Comedy, Improv, Leisure, Riddles, Puzzles, Comedy

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0	Okay, well, let's calm down and let's just improvise.
0:06.9	I was born called.
0:07.4	All TV shows.
0:08.7	Great.
0:10.4	Aaron, because he said that, I'm going to have JPC go first.
0:13.1	JPC.
0:13.5	Your options from Rachel in Arkansas.
0:16.0	Thank you, Rachel.
0:16.6	Are.
0:16.9	Thank you, Rachel.
0:18.0	Blueberry's Clubhouse, the History of Trees Part 1,
0:22.7	and Happy Easter, you bastards.
0:28.7	Adel, I'm going with History of Trees Part 1.
0:33.0	Beautiful.
0:35.8	Over 1,000 years ago, the first tree was born in a cold, dark, uncaring universe.
0:59.0	Un-hmm. caring universe. Um, so, uh,
1:01.2	Brett was supposed to, uh, give me
1:05.4	copy for this episode. I don't have copy for this
1:09.2	episode, so, um... I told you my printer broke.
1:13.9	I know, Brett. I know. My printer broke. But that's not a text that I need one minute before the show
1:20.3	starts. Okay. That's not a text. I need one minute before. It was technically a minute and a half
1:24.7	before the show. It's fine. It's fine. I remember some of it. Just, yeah. Hey, Brett. What? You're a producer. Be a producer, okay? Don't tell me just talk. That's not helping me. Thank you for calling me a producer. Because you've been calling me an assistant a lot through this process and I actually really needed the validation. This was your shot. This was, hey, Terry.
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