Patreon Preview #379: Planet Thickness

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv Comedy, Improv, Leisure, Riddles, Puzzles, Comedy

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to Planet Thickness.
0:05.6	Just go ahead and scan your membership up here, assuming you're both members.
0:11.4	I'm going to use my monthly plus one.
0:14.8	This is my brother.
0:16.2	I'm just bringing him around to try to convince him.
0:18.5	Oh, oh, awesome.
0:19.9	You have a brother.
0:20.7	That's so cool. I'm not a muscle man. I'm not a... I'm not a lifter. I'm not a work-outy. He's not really a gym guy, but I'm trying to convert him. That's totally fine. Yeah. I mean, nobody starts off a gym guy.
0:38.3	Nobody starts off a gym guy.
0:39.9	Don't paint my stomach.
0:42.4	And I see you sort of looking through my paperwork.
0:44.4	I did mention I had a brother when I signed up.
0:47.8	Yes.
0:48.6	I am not seeing that, but I can very easily put it into the system that you do have a brother.
0:54.9	Thank you.
0:55.5	Great.
0:56.1	Same last name?
0:58.0	Yes, same last name.
0:59.5	Uh-oh.
1:00.8	That's going to be a problem.
1:02.8	No, just kidding.
1:03.7	If I was being difficult, that would, I was just doing like a joke about, but no, it's
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