Patreon Preview #377: The Flight Stuff

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Leisure, Improv Comedy, Puzzles, Riddles, Comedy

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, welcome to United Ticketing. Can I help you?
0:08.0	I'm sorry, we're not together. You kept looking back and forth between the two of us.
0:12.1	Hold on. Are you joking?
0:15.0	No, we were together. We were not together.
0:17.5	You were together?
0:18.7	We were together. Well, we worked together.
0:20.6	I'm sorry. Okay. You two just, there were together. We were together. I'm sorry.
0:20.9	Okay.
0:21.5	You two just, there's a glow about you two. Something's going on where I'm like, these two need. We just had, not my business. We just had breakup sex. We're, but we're. Here at the airport? Well, this is technically our honeymoon. It was supposed to be our honeymoon. Sorry. We both were too stubborn to give up the trip, but we're going separately.
0:39.2	Yeah, we're going.
0:40.3	Same flight.
0:40.8	Oh. Moon was supposed to be our honeymoon. Sorry. We both were too stubborn to give up the trip, but we're going separately.
0:39.2	Yeah, we're going.
0:40.3	Same flight.
0:41.4	Oh.
0:43.0	But we're not together.
0:44.2	But we're not together.
0:45.4	On the reservation, I'm sorry, we're together.
0:47.6	Until he's horny again and he changes his mind.
0:50.0	Okay.
0:52.0	Oops, I actually typed in this nation, Horny.
0:54.7	Can you, let me backspace.
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