Patreon Preview #374: The Focus Group

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Leisure, Improv Comedy, Puzzles, Riddles, Comedy

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Listen to the rest with a 7 day free trial at our Patreon!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Okay, everyone, thank you so much for coming in today.
0:05.2	We're very excited to have you.
0:07.5	Thank you for signing the release forms.
0:10.3	You will get $100 at the end of this.
0:13.6	And all these people are behind a mirror.
0:15.1	There's a bunch of people behind a mirror.
0:16.5	That mirror right over there?
0:17.7	Is that a two-way mirror?
0:19.5	Yes.
0:20.2	Your form's probably said something to the
0:22.1	effect of there are some high-level names behind the mirror. I want to be careful with how I phrase
0:30.1	this. But we prefer you don't point, ma'am. Could you not cut your hands up against the... I'm just
0:36.5	trying to see. I am an aspiring actor
0:39.8	I would love to be considered for any future projects my name is Carol I believe my form I
0:49.2	believe my form that I signed said that there would be melon complimentary melon this is
0:53.1	honeydew honeydew.
0:56.9	Honeydew is legally a melon.
0:57.4	Legally. This is all there is.
0:59.5	This is all there will be.
1:02.4	Well, we also have honeydew is honeydew.
1:04.2	Gram crackers, if you want to make yourself a little.
1:06.6	I guess I'll do honeydew s'mores.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 1 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.