Patreon Preview #373: Chatterbox 33
Hey Riddle Riddle
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🗓️ 1 May 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Guys, I'm trying to build the perfect animal. |
| 0:06.4 | So far I have a dog's face, dog's body, dog's feet, dog tail. |
| 0:12.0 | There's dark circles under your eyes. |
| 0:13.9 | How many days have you been up working on this? |
| 0:16.3 | 14 days. |
| 0:18.7 | I talked to like a burning bush or maybe as a tree on fire or, but sure, yeah. A voice told me to make the perfect animal, so it's just a dog with antlers and I can't from here, I think it's, I just got to let Jesus take the wheel. What are all these crumpled up piece of paper? Dog with antlers. Don't look at those. Dog with antlers. |
| 0:55.9 | Dog without antlers. Just a dog. You just reinvented the dog, I guess. I don't know. Oh, Aaron, the one with just the dog, it has antlers on the inside it looks like. Oh. That would be a huge mistake. Yeah, doctor said that went into its brain. Yeah. Well, let's just put it in the machine. |
| 0:54.3 | And if it, whatever animal it spits out, Yeah, doctor said that went into its brain. Yeah. Well, let's just put it in the machine. |
| 0:56.3 | And if it, whatever animal it spits out, it spits it out. |
| 0:59.0 | And when I say doctors, I mean I DMed Zach Brath. |
| 1:04.9 | On LinkedIn. |
| 1:06.2 | Well, I... |
| 1:07.2 | Guys, everybody's talking about it. |
| 1:10.4 | Scrubs is back. |
| 1:11.6 | I did see a thing that was like ABC was like, I think ABC is what Scrubs is on, but they were like the Scrubs. |
| 1:19.3 | The first episode of the Scrubs reunion was the most popular thing on ABC in the last year. |
| 1:24.2 | And I was like, yeah, I mean, we're out of ideas. |
| 1:26.4 | We're out of ideas. |
| 1:27.3 | I guess I can't think of what else is on ABC. |
| 1:31.0 | They don't even have tracker. That's CBS. What's tracker? |
| 1:35.3 | Tracker? I don't know. I don't know. I've been, that's been happening to me so much lately is I'll see an ad for a TV show. And I'm like, that's such a wackadoo concept. And then it'll be like, season three coming in April. And I'm like, season three, this has been on my television for years. Good work if you can track her. |
| 2:02.7 | Have you guys seen the new scrubs? |
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