Patreon Preview #359: Welcome to New Hampshire 🥾

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Leisure, Improv Comedy, Puzzles, Riddles, Comedy

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 21 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Listen to the rest with a 7 day free trial at our Patreon!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	New Year, same extra value meals at McDonald's.
0:03.7	Now get a savory sausage McMuffin with egg plus hash browns and a small coffee for just
0:09.2	five dollars.
0:10.2	For limited time only, prices and participation may vary.
0:12.3	Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska, and California, and for delivery.
0:17.1	All right, here's my impression.
0:19.0	Live free or die.
0:21.8	Do hip, sure? Yes. Bitch, we's my impression. Live free or die. Uh, New Hampshire.
0:22.8	Yes.
0:24.2	Bitch, we're doing New Hampshire.
0:25.6	Get in the car.
0:26.6	Live free or die is the New Hampshire motto, right?
0:28.9	Is their state motto?
0:30.5	Yeah.
0:31.2	What's the motto with you?
0:34.0	All right.
0:34.5	That actually rules.
0:35.3	A lion king joke.
0:36.7	It's such a wild libertarian motto.
0:41.1	Yeah.
0:41.4	It's like, it's one of the, it's perfect.
0:43.3	It's perfect as a motto.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.