Patreon Preview #358: Be Our Guest w/ Janet Varney
Hey Riddle Riddle
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🗓️ 16 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | New Year, same extra value meals at McDonald's. |
| 0:03.7 | Now get a savory sausage McMuffin with egg plus hash browns and a small coffee for just $5. |
| 0:10.2 | For limited time only, prices and participation may vary. |
| 0:12.3 | Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska, and California, and for delivery. |
| 0:17.9 | Um, shovel? Do you have a second? |
| 0:22.7 | Oh, sure. What's going on? Um, I've been thinking a lot about what we all turned into, right? |
| 0:32.0 | Sure. And I know that when it happened, everyone was like, don't take a personal, don't take a personal, don't read too much into it. |
| 0:37.9 | But to be turned into a hoe when I wasn't even working in the garden, like I'm just trying, like, shovel, like you, like your job was to dig, right? |
| 0:50.0 | Mm-hmm. Yep. I would dig up holes and I'd plant plants and I'd find treasures around the grounds. |
| 0:58.4 | Yeah, I was one of the chefs and I just, I kissed someone at the holiday party. |
| 1:03.4 | And we all heard about it. |
| 1:05.6 | Hey, everybody, what's going on? Oh, it's me, Rake. Oh, ho, what trouble you've been getting into. |
| 1:12.4 | Hey, see that. |
| 1:13.5 | A little pinch of trouble, eh? |
| 1:15.2 | Who's been getting into you is what I should say. |
| 1:17.9 | How very Rakey-ish of you. |
| 1:19.4 | Oh, thank you. |
| 1:20.4 | Thank you. |
| 1:20.7 | That makes sense because Rake was actually like sleeping with people. |
| 1:25.4 | I guess one person at the holiday party. |
| 1:29.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.5 | Well, we're traveling, one day. |
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