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Hey Riddle Riddle

Patreon Preview #355: The Week After Christmas

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv Comedy, Comedy, Leisure, Puzzles, Improv, Riddles

4.93.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0

All right, let me type up a Slack message here to send to a coworker.

0:07.8

Are you getting that file done today?

0:10.5

I would like it in my inbox and send.

0:18.7

Uh, hello?

0:20.8

Hey man, this is Pete.

0:21.7

You just send me a message?

0:22.9

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:24.1

Oh, yeah, yeah, you're, wow, you're great.

0:27.9

You're the new vice president, right?

0:30.8

Yeah, that's right.

0:31.7

Yeah, VP, we haven't, we haven't met officially.

0:36.9

Nice to officially meet you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Usually I say e-meach you if it's on an email and everyone. Yeah, don't worry about that, Pete. Yeah, don't worry about that, Pete. Nice to e-meach, it's nice to finally E-meet you. Have you, have you, and you had, you've had the whole, the full orientation, right? Doug and Linda, and they kind of walked you through

0:55.7

everything. For the most part, I mean, I was, I was CEO of Folgers before this, so I kind of,

1:02.8

I feel like I'm landing on my feet. Obviously, disgrace from that position. So we don't have to

1:07.3

get into that. That's why I'm not president, but I do feel like I, I kind of know the incident else of it. Yeah, for sure, for sure. Because it's, it's December 26th, you know? Like, it's a Friday after Christmas. Well, Friday after Christmas is still a Friday. Did you hear what happened with Folters? We all, yeah, heard what happened with... Honey, is that the new VP of your company? Why are you on the phone? Yeah, because he sent me a Slack message. Like, asking for me to, yeah, exactly. This is the guy who did the incest act with the siblings who were in love? He's the one who green with it? This is the, yeah, this is the guy. And this is the guy who green let the incest version that they ended up not making.

1:47.2

Hello?

1:47.6

God, okay. Well, did you tell him that nobody sucks during this time?

1:51.4

This is what I feel like that.

1:52.1

Hey, Pete, I'm here with my sister, my wife. I'm here with my wife.

1:55.7

Oh.

1:57.5

Oh, boy.

1:58.6

So I'm guessing you really enjoy my ad.

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