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Pip, pip, cheerio, good afternoon, darlings. It's your host, Erin.

After getting three strikes with the FCC,

Aaron on the side of has moved across the pond.

But don't fret kittens, all your favorite things have come with me,

and the show is still there.

We just found a brand new time slot.

So settle in, dust off your fascinators, clutch your pearls, and prepare

your best, ooh, I say. The kettle is on, the scones are buttered, and we are about to cozy up

with Erin on the Side of Tea.

We decide to air on the side of going full British with this show.

You might be a fan of Aaron on the side of

coffee, my morning show, or Aaron on the side of wine, my late night talk show. But right now,

we're smack dab in the middle of the afternoon. 3 p.m. British time, to be exact. British,

you get what I'm trying to say. I'm your host, Aaron,

and let's get off to the races. As always, I'm here with my band leader, Archibald Babaduke.

Archibald, how are you doing this afternoon? Oh, quite well, thank you, Erin.

Ah, Archibald, I had a bandleader, Kyle, back in the States, and he was a lazy bag of bones.

Oh, dear.

So I'm really excited to upgrade to such a fancy musician. You're wearing like a white tucks with the tails. What instrument do you play? I play the Maguverphone. Oh, is that that huge contraption you're sitting at?

Yes, what you do is you put three strings on a dog, put it under a magnet,

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