Patreon Preview #338: Podcast Access w/ Alice Stanley Jr.

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Listen to the rest with a 7 day free trial at our Patreon!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	GBC, we're going back.
0:03.8	Oh, it's up to me.
0:04.6	Yay. Hey, Aaron? Yeah. What about my friend Aaron? I don't. I'll do one. Don't make me sing. I'll do one later. I'm much too busy. She's pointing to her shortly. Don't make me dance, darling. She's pointing to her short length. You wouldn't like the way I dance.
0:23.3	Your first option.
0:25.8	Please clap, a podcast for failing magicians.
0:28.4	Oh, thank God I was going to say, Jebush.
0:31.0	Live from the parking lot behind Denny's.
0:33.8	And your neighbor's yard reviewed.
0:38.9	Okay, we'll do live from the parking lot behind Denny's. Yep, live from the parking lot behind Denny's?
0:39.6	Uh, yeah.
0:41.8	Live from the parking lot behind Denny's.
0:42.0	Great.
0:42.5	Whenever you're ready. Hey, everybody.
0:42.5	It's Jeff.
0:48.3	We are live from the parking lot behind Dinnies.
0:55.3	Technically the parking lot behind Chili's as well. Chilies and Dinnies share a parking lot.
1:00.6	They don't share a dumpster. Chilies doesn't have a dumpster anymore because they couldn't use it responsibly.
1:07.0	And so now it's gone. I kind of set up this podcast because Dan, my direct manager, told me to come out here
1:14.4	and make sure the Chili's guys went throwing trash in the Denny's dumpster
1:18.3	and because I can't be around customers because I get too mad.
1:22.8	So, so far, you know, the podcast, really I really don't even need to do the podcast. I just have to stop the Chili's guys from using the Denny's dumpster. But, oh, Brittany. Brittany. Brittany. What's up? Hey, are you on break? No, I'm just throwing out some of the pancake trash. Oh, cool, cool. Brittany's one of our best servers. Yeah. Are you killing it in there?
1:45.0	Yeah, I'm doing okay.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.