All right, everybody, shift meeting.

Shift meeting before we open today.

Thank you all for coming in early.

I know it's nobody's favorite thing to open the store.

Can we talk about how bad of a job the closures did last night?

Look, I'd like to not make this a us versus them thing.

Grace, if you have something to say about the closers, then...

It's borderline disrespectful at this point.

They're not doing anything off the checklist boss.

You know, and it's possible that they're working on a different checklist than our checklist.

So it's like maybe they are doing...

I think it's because Ray Jr. is on that shift.

Okay. Let's get one thing straight. We're not bad-mouthing anyone and we're not

smirching anyone because the one thing that is universal is at Ray Kakers, Rakes, and K-ups,

someone is always listening. Okay?

And I personally love Ray Jr., love him to death, little sweetie pie, babysat him when he was a kid.

Aw.

Now, if I had to say something that, and I don't. And you don't.

But if I was searching for something to say, I might say something like he left the

freezer open and all the ice cream cakes allegedly melted allegedly into our drainage system.

And now allegedly it smells like Oreos everywhere and allegedly.

Guys, we only have to say allegedly what? Well, it allegedly fucked us. Yeah.

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