Patreon Preview #335: Vegas, Baby

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	Bette Bip Bip Bip B BIDT BID It looks so good. You're so talented what you do. I love it.
0:54.6	The, if you could just recut my bangs, um, it would mean so much to me. Um, you're great, though. I love, I love my haircut. I'm not crying. These are tears of joy. Um, but just sort of if the bangs could be in the front of my head and not the back of my head. I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
0:58.0	No, you know, it doesn't matter.
1:01.6	I have social anxiety, so I have to have my headphones at all time,
1:05.5	and I have to listen to POD really loud because of my social anxiety.
1:07.3	So you pay at the front.
1:10.7	Right, okay, I'll have backbangs then.
1:27.9	For the very first time. And I'll have backbanks. And that's good. And is this been built? Hey, I'm done. Hey, I'm done. You pay at the front. Okay. I'm going. I'm going to the front. I don't know what that is. I didn't, I wasn't even... What is this? Huh. You have been chosen.
1:29.3	This is nice letterstock.
1:30.5	This is like hefty stuff.
1:32.0	Bless you.
1:34.9	You have been chosen.
1:38.9	Meet at the Bellagio Fountain at 6 p.m.
1:40.8	Friday, August 1st.
1:42.9	Burn after reading.
1:44.1	A do-be-doo-do-do.
1:45.7	This is special.
1:46.9	And this is not from you?
1:48.4	Take out your headphones.
1:49.2	Take out your headphones.
1:50.3	And this is not from you?
1:55.8	Do not rip someone with social anxiety's headphones out of their ears.
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