Patreon Preview #319: The Penguin Baseball Fan Experience

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, wait, Dad, I forgot my glove.
0:06.4	Somewhere in the trunk.
0:08.0	Let me grab it.
0:09.1	God damn it.
0:10.6	Dad, what?
0:11.3	Hold on.
0:11.9	Sorry, no.
0:12.8	I...
0:13.9	It's just everything's gone wrong today, and...
0:16.5	Your glove's not in the back.
0:19.1	Oh, no.
0:19.9	Yeah.
0:20.2	How am I going gonna catch the egg?
0:22.8	Well
0:23.2	The ball is the egg
0:24.9	Yeah I don't know
0:27.9	I mean maybe you'll catch it
0:29.1	Maybe it'll crack
0:29.9	Either way
0:31.1	If it comes at you
0:32.0	I don't want you covered in yoke
0:33.1	To get all over the...
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