Order, order, please, come to order.

We hear now...

No more rabbles, please.

We hear now from the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

The Honorable John Roberts.

Robert.

Robert.

As Chief Justice and Representative of the Supreme Court of these United States of America,

I have the pleasure, nay, the duty of today writing one of the historic wrongs of this great nation.

Here to forth hints with as if whatever.

The so-called penguin baseball league shall not discriminate on the basis of plumage,

barbs, beaks, bellies, or breasts.

For it is neither waddle nor wingspan that gives a bird the authority to engage in our

national pastime.

It is this court.

And today, it is the opinion of this court that all birds, not the shoes, from nape to nail, feather to fecal sack,

and cape to cloaca were created in the glorious image of great god to play baseball.

To all those assembled here and all those listening henceforth with B4 out across whatever,

let it be now known.

Penguin Baseball League is open to all birds.

Again, not the shoes.

And to all birds, really not the shoes, I say, play ball in the egg is the ball.

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