Patreon Preview #275: Chatterbox #20 w/ Janet Varney!

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, GeeP. C. and Aaron, come on in. I don't know if you saw I got a new couch for the studio here.
0:07.0	Oh, yeah, this is like, okay. It's a really nice couch.
0:12.0	Yeah, sit down and enjoy it.
0:13.6	Feel free to, you know, get comfortable?
0:17.7	No, I mean, it does look sharp in that, like it looks like it's pointing.
0:22.7	Yeah.
0:23.3	And would you say the color of this couch,
0:25.0	would you say it's like blonde or?
0:27.4	Yeah, sort of looks like there's like a Janet Barney
0:30.9	shaped lump.
0:32.2	Oh, interesting.
0:33.0	If she's in there, I'm worried about if she's breathing or not.
0:35.0	Should we quickly...
0:36.0	Janet is a couch.
0:38.0	You're sitting on Janet.
0:39.0	Oh God.
0:41.0	Wait a second.
0:42.0	Right on my lungs.
0:44.0	That's why the couch looks so sharp.
0:45.5	It looked like, I didn't want to say anything, but it looked like it was made of human bones.
0:48.7	And Janet, this is a compliment to you, you definitely look like you're made of human boats.
0:54.0	Oh, wow. Thank you so much. I have often said to people, can you see my skeleton within?
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