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Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	Well, we're at the end of April of the Penguins.
0:07.0	The progress of the Penguin April is on for another year. I mean how was it? Do we declare a winner? Do we declare a winner? Do we declare a winner? Is there a winning team?
0:22.0	Yeah. As the Commissioner.
0:24.0	I do have to legally announce a winner.
0:28.0	Let me just pull up this trophy to be ready to hand it off.
0:31.0	GBC, Aaron, the winner of the first ever Penguin Baseball League is
0:38.0	drum, is a drum roll or even a dinner roll or any sort of drumstick even roll your tongue drumstick?
0:43.2	All your tongue, drumstick.
0:44.2	Oh now I went ice cream.
0:45.2	Oh my God.
0:49.2	Oh my God. Oh my God.
0:50.2	The winner is.
0:51.2	I always want ice cream. the winner of the 2024 baseball
0:56.0	penguin baseball penguin baseball league league okay that's a lot to go to go about
1:00.9	baseball is Okay, that's canonical now. It's baseball,
1:02.8	Baseball, Penguin League is...
1:04.8	Is it too late to bribe you?
1:06.4	Uh, no.
1:08.0	Oh, okay, I will Venmo you $10.
1:10.8	Get something nice.
1:12.1	Eventually.
1:13.0	Huh, a promise to be Venmo.
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