Roar a big animal welcome to you welcome to the Columbus Zoo. I am Jack

Hannah's nephew my name is Hank Hanna and I will be serving you today for your

ticket needs what was it one please sorry I have a whole spiel to get to

we pride ourselves in being the hmm I didn't know that you were talking to me. Well I'm looking down at my notes. We pride ourselves. Pride.

R. On being the Premier Zoo in the United States aside from San Diego.

What was it?

I think the wink, I think the wink and the rar is supposed to be directed at me.

I think you're supposed to...

Hey man, I gotta get through this real, so I'm gonna...

There's cameras watching me right now.

Oh, well, they can't be...

They can't be capturing what you think of capturing if because that audio and video.

Well okay yeah no I'm sorry go ahead I now here are your options for today's

tour of the zoo we We have one general admission,

blahh! We have two. Captain admission, mmm. We have three full access. You get to go in any cage you want or we have four a private

tour given by one of our animal handler specialists.

They will take you inside the animals.

Literally inside the animals.

You've seen Ace Ventura 2,

you want to pull a Jim Carrey?

You can do that with our rhinos.

Which will it be?

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