Patreon Preview #260: Joe Mocha's Pool & Billiards Emporium w/ Jeff Murdoch

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🗓️ 1 March 2024

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Joe.
0:04.0	Sorry.
0:05.0	Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah.
0:07.0	Um, can I talk to you for a quick second?
0:09.0	Absolutely. My door is always open.
0:12.0	Okay, um, I just was wondering, and I know you hate when we do this at the last second, but can I get tomorrow off?
0:20.0	Ah, Stacy, come on, I need you on the floor.
0:25.0	You're my best salesman. Saleswoman.
0:29.0	I really need the day off Joe.
0:33.3	Can I am I is is it inappropriate if I ask what you need the day are for is that crossing the line?
0:45.0	I have to give birth. I'm not a hundred percent sure if you've noticed but I am
0:50.0	nine months pregnant and I have a C section scheduled for tomorrow.
0:55.0	I took the class I only look at people in the eyes now. I've learned my lesson I only look
1:00.8	at people in the eyes now. Yeah, Joe, I'm just going to need tomorrow off and then I would say like three months or so off.
1:09.1	Can I be on Stacy? Can I be 100% up front honest with you?
1:12.4	Yep. I feel like you are the only... Can I be 100% up front honest with you?
1:13.0	I feel like you are the only employee that I have here at Joe Mocca's that is actually out there selling pool tables.
1:21.0	I feel like everyone else treats this place like what the customers think it is which is a
1:26.1	coffee shop which it is not and your name is Joe Moca Joe means coffee and mocha is a
1:31.6	specific kind of coffee.
1:33.2	I don't.
1:34.2	I didn't know that because I am from France, okay?
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